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Because Demotivational Poster


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




INNER STRENGTH -


TAGS: because they can
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

birddseedd - January 3, 2014, 2:04 pm
TLDR First time using that dumb euphemism
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 18, 2013, 7:26 pm
Hmmmm, 1 out of 11 is not bad. Once in a while, I need my Absinthe.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 6:18 pm
That was funny, I was expecting some cheesy comment on the bottom.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:17 pm

love it
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:15 pm
WOOF! ;)


GOT MOTIVATION? -


TAGS: motivation justbecause
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by sickartist

lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:30 pm
SICK..... 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:33 pm
5L !
forseti - July 26, 2010, 8:56 am
Sick, you can't make another pic as good as this! I'm sure!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:29 am
Back, and in form... 5L
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
Or is it because you have nothing better to do? Rock & roll Sick, 5L.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 8:38 pm

awesomeness!
crankyhead - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm
So nice =)
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 7:52 pm
Sicko! Where you been? 5L BTW


CAPITAL LETTERS -


TAGS: capital letters because they master
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 21, 2016, 4:58 pm

I'm goin' to hell; you know that, don't you?
MissPriss - February 21, 2016, 4:07 pm
Giddy UP lg.
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:38 pm
from now on
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:24 pm
well, this is just capital, and and stooped uncle can get his horse jacked off by hisself
JesusWept - February 20, 2016, 11:18 am
HAHAHA!! Brilliant! Upvote.


GOOD AIM -


TAGS: because it is your poop
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

NotoriousGIL - April 26, 2011, 2:19 am
LOL CLA55IC!
Reality Lord - April 25, 2011, 2:37 pm

nie....lol!


WHEN LIONS ATTACK - You better hope your affairs are all in order.


TAGS: because dinner is served long pork it is
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:41 pm
Don't just lie there, you pussy! Poke him in the eye! Rip off his ear! Make him lose more body parts than the arm he's taking from you!


YOUR VIRGINITY - Is like an accordion in an unlocked car. You'd have to pay someone to take it.


TAGS: its because you are not cool like me
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

forseti - July 6, 2010, 9:53 am
ROFL! 5 deflorations
Bovee - February 15, 2010, 2:49 pm
wow, thats great. i think i would still leave it.


NUKES - Because sometimes bullets just aren't enough.


TAGS: nuke explosion war just because
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

maverick1 - January 13, 2011, 1:14 am
Nukes: Because nothing says FUCK YOU! like a mushroom cloud.
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 10:16 am
ahh, the good ol H10 bomb
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:49 am
They, who have been lost in the many wars of motifake. That of the tunnels. That of the politifake. And those who are continually fed to the five lions, in order to keep them happy.
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 1:48 am
LMAO! Indeed!
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:46 am
Many people are buried there.
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 1:37 am
LOL! It's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden...
phydeaux - December 24, 2009, 1:32 am
Well, I'm somewhat stoked that my first submission got accepted...and bummed that it got 1L. Ah fate, cruel mistress...


DYSFUNCTION -


TAGS: the circle won t be broken because then its just an arc
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:33 pm

that guy resembles my avatar....but I don't remember them.
DanteMars - December 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
5L's, lol isnt that TOC in the center? Looks like a younger family foto...
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 8:08 pm
So Simple, Yet So Awesome. 5l


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by rerun

forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


THE END -


TAGS: repent because you cant outrun him and or her
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:43 pm
The best line(s) for me in that whole movie, and it's a hard choice to make for good reason, is: "Right, I'm going in. Cover me."
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:07 pm
Still, 5 holy hand grenades.
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
This was a good poster until you started whining! (Damn cat fanciers)
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
Yeah, yeah... You were just being lazy, admit it.
Sean - August 14, 2009, 7:38 pm
I normally hate "quote" posters. Make up your own damn text, dammit! Any 'tard can raid quote sites. But when I was perusing the good ol' Book of Revelations, you know, just doin' some light reading, this passage just lept out at me.


SHORT ATTENTION SPANS - Because the Internet isn't for everyone.




DEFEAT ALWAYS WINS -




IF SHE SPINS TOO FAST - will she get disoriented?


TAGS: pun play on words because she appears to be of orient descent
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Zook

agdaniele - February 18, 2011, 2:00 am
I believe the merry-go-round would be.
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:46 pm
very nice pun!


APACHE - To the soldiers on the ground they are the angels up above.


TAGS: because i could never do what you do everyday
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:38 pm
To anyone wearing a flag not covered in stars and stripes, they're the angels of death. *Cough* friendly fire *cough
rerun - February 11, 2010, 1:27 pm

ANY Motifaker who makes a poster that supports our military is good. An Airman quality poster just makes it better.
Airman - February 11, 2010, 1:20 pm
I like it.. well done. the more the merrier!
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 1:17 pm
I was not aware that he owned this genre? Read the Tag. Thats why i made it.
PixieStickNinja - February 11, 2010, 1:10 pm
Stealin' Airman's gig now huh?


PARENTAL BLOCKING -


TAGS: because there are somethings on the internet not meant for children
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Dragonrider1227

Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:30 pm
Two Girls, One Cup for the win! 5/5
Stenboy - September 19, 2009, 1:29 pm
Goatse!!!


WHY? - Because I Said So That's Why!


TAGS: why because grumpy pouting
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by 2Lazy2Handle

CloudchaserS - September 3, 2011, 11:29 am
Don't question me! Because I'm always right and couldn't possibly be wrong, that's why!
wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:33 am
typical woman, 5 smirks!


SERGEANT BOB - I always thought of Spongebob as more of a Navy man.


TAGS: because he likes seamen
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 2:13 pm
5 cuz it is funny and i have to watch this crap all the time with the kiddos, it is fun to watch them all dance around during the opening credits.


ANIME - Because in anime, God wears a bunny suit and plays the guitar.


TAGS: because anime wears guitar
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Joe

Pherazen - January 30, 2009, 9:58 am
Now *that* is a god I can worship.
Overlord Douchebag - October 13, 2008, 8:09 pm
Ahem. Harold. I've seen this Higurashi thing you speak of, out of curiosity as it being toted as "scary as hell". That was INCREDIBLY tame, compared to some things I wish I could un-see. I hereby dub you 'Poofter'. That is all.
Harold the Sage - October 13, 2008, 6:36 pm
there are four types of anime (with examples): Great (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya), good (FMA) bad (SD Gundam), and scary as hell (Higurashi)
Porcelina - October 3, 2008, 6:49 pm
Most anime is cool, some really blows.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 6:19 pm
Yeah, ya stupid piece of shit!!! Anime is cool.
Overlord Douchebag - October 3, 2008, 5:54 pm
They're cartoons. Japanese cartoons. Who doesn't like cartoons?
AnimeIsGay - October 3, 2008, 5:43 pm
HA! all you losers watch anime.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 2, 2008, 9:03 pm
Thank you!
RangerOne - September 2, 2008, 7:53 pm
MWLF, The anime she is from is called The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 11:45 am
What show is it/she/he from?
zerojustice - August 13, 2008, 10:58 am
Actually, this show is my favorite anime series... it's really good, despite what the fanservice is.
Captain Douchebag - July 28, 2008, 2:28 pm
Which leads to the age-old question..What the hell is Japan smoking, because I want a bit of it.
zerojustice - July 28, 2008, 12:24 pm
You hit the nail on the head, douchebag.
Captain Douchebag - July 24, 2008, 12:34 pm
I think in the series she actually is God, or something..I dunno, I don't feel like going to Wikipedia for this.
Look at What Japan did to God - July 24, 2008, 9:17 am
Always rely on anime to turn everything in some good looking thing. (Taking a large bearded male and turning him into this? Japan is made of win. lulz)


LOANS ARE UNWANTED -




ZORDON -


TAGS: because produceman117 has me thinkin about power rangers dammit
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:32 pm
lol that's evil, bone. I'm glad you went there. Jesus...the lactation stains on her costume would have inexcusable, though
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:28 pm
Or they could have just said she was breast feeding the other rangers
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:25 pm
That's sacrilage. They could have just given her a chestplate and said "The pink ranger utilizes extra padding for optimum protection. She also always wears her seat belt, kids. Now you know and knowing is half the battle!"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:22 pm
Another interesting fact, they fired the girl playing the pink ranger when her boobs got too big, because of the age group they were trying to portray.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 pm
Was there ever a mauve ranger? lol
Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
Hmmm... and named after a president that owned 26 slaves...Zordon: So what color suit do you want to wear. Zack: Oh, I still like the black one. It's fly.


AGGI - He's not known for his generosity.


TAGS: aggi because good things come in small packages
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 9:30 am
Blah. 1 Lion...even if it's true.


AGGY AND RERUN -


TAGS: because i don t know what a master chief is cubby
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2010, 12:44 am
Because it would be EPIC!!!! Why else!!!


GREENER PASTURES -


TAGS: shes an ex because she gave up smoking
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

rerun - December 12, 2010, 10:13 am

one that has been half smoked and crushed to be put out.....no wonder you couldn't keep her
boeweizer - June 11, 2010, 12:53 pm
100's or shorts?
Airman - June 11, 2010, 12:23 pm
5 Lucky Strikes
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:13 pm
Filtered, I hope.


REMINISCING -




DARE TO BE DIFFERENT -


TAGS: because normal has been done and it is no picnic either
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by spacedog

dragontamer1990 - March 31, 2010, 9:41 pm
No fun being the same as another, it's awesome to being different. If everything and everybody was the same, I'd go INSANE!
Sean - March 17, 2010, 3:33 pm
Great.
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:58 am
5 unique L
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 8:54 am
how's that different? Mooo+ does that to me all the time!! :) 5L


LASIK SURGERY - Yep. It's probably worth it.


TAGS: because chesticles are not available in braile
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Derek - December 30, 2009, 5:01 pm
Totally worth removing hair or adding implants?


I BET 19, 13 LIKE 29, 30 & 3 -


TAGS: hosting parties assignment because i couldn t think of anything else
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:18 pm
I must play WAY too much Mortal Kombat, because I know all of Produce's avatars by name.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:11 pm
That would be one awesome death match...but no.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:23 pm
By the way, Bart and Pro, your avatars so closely positioned together look like they're competing.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:22 pm
Amazing! You have me analyzing my own brain now! This poster is wildly clever and imaginative and very unexpected, too. 5 very well deserved lions!
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:52 am
Everyone seems to be doing great in my absence, so I have to come back and ruin everything. I'm an agent of chaos, produce, and I love the job...though it doesn't pay well.
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, Bart. It's been awhile. How we doin?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:30 am
Pro, you brilliant SOB, this is great. 5/5 ...Jesus. lol
Raven - December 18, 2009, 1:29 am
Awesome, 5L. and that's only cuz that's all they let me give
motifake - December 17, 2009, 9:59 pm

Brilliant!!!
Mat D - December 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
Hahahaha very good... and I whole Heartedly agree with your throughts!
LogicDude - December 17, 2009, 9:54 am
WIN: This is hows it's done! 5L!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
Not much, I managed to avoid going shopping with my wife so I'm celebrating with beer.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:47 pm
Hey thanks, Space. I'm good. What's going on?
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:46 pm
How you doing Pro? Nice work!
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:43 pm
Thanks folks.
erock - December 16, 2009, 8:46 pm
good stuff p-man 5L
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2009, 10:28 am
Awesome poster Pro, fuckin classic. 5L
Fatt Matt - December 16, 2009, 10:01 am
You're right Reality... hell, I'll bet in 20 years she'll be running the Hilton empire all by herself.
Reality Lord - December 16, 2009, 9:42 am

paris rocks. only thing stupid she ebver did waslet her ex keep the sex tape....and her reality show of course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2009, 9:37 am
You're the Man Veg.....5L


SO SUCK IT UP - Your boss isn't that bad. Just finish your shift, go home, crack open a beer, log on, and take a load off in the comments section.


TAGS: because i love you
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:25 am
We didn't need to hear about your prison experience Veg.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 4:35 pm
5L's for the truth. so long as my boss doesnt see.
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2010, 6:37 pm
Words from the wise repoman! 5Busted printers sir!


AFTER CUBBY PAID A VISIT... -




THE MOTIFAKE CLOWNS -


TAGS: i felt like posting this because not everyone goes to the thread
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 2:10 pm
I don't get the joke about Chomper's Van. I was not around for it. So excuse my lack of, um, care.
LogicDude - March 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
Hey - what happens in Chompers' van, STAYS in Chompers' van! Well, MOST of the time anyway...


EQUALITY, ALSO ACHIEVED BY STEPPING DOWN. -


TAGS: cosplay because fanboys get hard ons
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - June 30, 2012, 2:23 am
“You don’t have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.” ~Jane Galvin Lewis
EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 12:33 am
"How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?" ~ P J O'Rourke


CONTEXT - Without it, a boring workout scene can cause geeks to sweat heavily, have trouble breathing, and suffer "pulled muscles".


TAGS: is it just me or does hawkeye end up looking like a total fag because of this
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Narutarded - November 4, 2009, 9:55 am
A purr-fect example of "Petting the Kitty". 5 pretty little hairballs for you! (And yes, this does make Clint look gayer than a bag of Tiggers.)
Produceman117 - November 4, 2009, 6:24 am
Great poster! Five.


OKAY, PEOPLE... - FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME: Go up there and click the Search tab and then type in "moose knuckle." You can't open it from the forum page!


TAGS: because like many of you i needed this information at one point
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 7:22 pm
CLUE #1: Follow the directions of the caption and then check the comments of the 9th poster you see.
DreMagnum - November 30, 2009, 11:18 am
So Produce, you're back?
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:07 am
I like it. 5Ls


PERCEPTION -


TAGS: looks that way because i m a carnivore and you re meat
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Derek

MO - March 6, 2010, 4:15 pm
Alright, enough shenanigans. Gotta get on the road. Later Tadders!
MO - March 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
I'm sure to catch hell for that one Rerun! I can just here it now. I'm only there Tues-Friday morning!!! Who the hell is she?? Blah blah... HA HA!! Love you snookums!
rerun - March 6, 2010, 4:01 pm

I am waiting for Nik to comment.
MO - March 6, 2010, 4:00 pm
Hopfully he's smart enough to know that if it wasn't the interweb he'd be the mouse. I eat pussy for brefess!!! And lunch, an dinner....
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 3:51 pm
Can't discount that theory, MO... derka derka is smart... he knows things.
MO - March 6, 2010, 3:32 pm
You know what? Knowing Derks pompous and holier than thou attitude I wouldn't be a bit surprised if this wasn't an off handed attempt at a reply to our (mostly mine) comments last night.


COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG - Because toons can be shit scary!




EXPERIENCE -




Narnia -




GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: because they can
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Alfredogarcia - November 18, 2010, 9:21 pm
Dude!! I would wear that and I'm no where near that grey!!
Cubbybear - October 4, 2010, 7:40 pm
HOOOOORAH! 5/5


"I change my mind" -




BECAUSE I CAN - thatonechic's best reason for rejecting your lame ass Motifake. You are warned.


TAGS: because i can and you are retarded
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 9:29 am
that was cool wish i could say that to tenets at work when i charge them for stupid shit like toys in the toilet drains. five of five
rerun - April 1, 2010, 7:43 pm

I am surprised nobody commented on the rejection from last week.....glad to see you are an atention whore, call me....we can do lunch. For some reason that user never called, and she hasn't been back either.
R.S.Jake - April 1, 2010, 11:41 am
Anytime! Just let me know first next time! *sweating*
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:30 am
It was fun, too. ;) You're such a good sport, Jake! YAY!
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:29 am
score ONE for the pretty lady!!
R.S.Jake - April 1, 2010, 11:27 am
Yeah, that was a good one! I see "You have been banned for conspiring to take down Motifake" I'm like WHAT? I had to break out my alias to see what happened! Love you TOC! ;)
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:20 am
LOL!! April fools Jake!! 5L
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:19 am
Because I can... BAN.
Grim [email protected] - January 6, 2010, 8:42 am
Not a Motifake, also, you're retarded. Awesome!
Haarakkon - December 25, 2009, 4:59 am
Beautiful.
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 10:22 am
i gotta start looking on this site for material
Insaniac - December 24, 2009, 5:38 am
Oh Lord... "Ashley" is one of my projects- I mean "was"... Never mind. Nice one!
sickartist - December 24, 2009, 5:33 am
I remember the "retarded" denial too. 5L Rattle Snake
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 11:20 pm
Gotta give my props to GreyScorpion, it was his quote, I just Motifaked it.
1enferno - December 23, 2009, 11:13 pm
this was a good one R.S. well done


LESBIANISM -




MOTIDEATH - We all have a one-way ticket to the same sunny vacation spot. Done deal. 100 percent.


TAGS: do you feel violated because i looked through your cache
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

pzykosiz - January 21, 2011, 3:34 am
after looking at this, i'm gonna have to add myself to the list - 126662, 125877, 120118, 115484, 115214, 114449, 114118, 112530, 110976, 101491 - probably more
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:56 pm
Now, when you say "get 3 inches...."
rerun - December 28, 2009, 6:55 pm

crap. To think tomorrow we are supposed to get 3 inches....and FM & Veg are West of me and going to get hit harder
Fatt Matt - December 28, 2009, 4:13 pm
@ rerun & veggie - Snow on x-mas... in Texas! I thought i was going to hell then and there... @Moo+ yeah not a complaint just freaking weird, How about we bring our 110+ degree days up there and see who's crying ;)
Fatt Matt - December 28, 2009, 4:09 pm
I bow to you sir. That must have been hours wading through our crap to get this gold nugget. +5 slow and pain-fulls.
Narutarded - December 28, 2009, 3:30 pm
Okay, so how will I die? (Use Briton's posters if you need to.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:46 pm
Did you say Blumpkin?.....been there, done that.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 6:40 pm

not a complaint, just a, well a novelty in this part of Texas. I am sure that for you this would be considered a walk in the park. What is it you want to Caress.....pumpkin?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:37 pm
I won't steal anything....I just wanna "caress" a few things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:36 pm
Leave a light on.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
Ha! 1234 Stalker Avenue. And I'm leaving on Neveruary 32nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:31 pm
Yeah, What's your exact address....and when are you going on vacation?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:29 pm
FUCK every one of you Americans that complain aboot cold and snow......fuck you right in the eye.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:21 pm
We got it over here, too, believe it or not. It's not sticking, but we'll take it.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 6:19 pm

I think Fatt Matt is Arlingtion area. Cold and....snow
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:17 pm
Odessa.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 6:16 pm

where exactly in West Texas. Frisco Texas for me, near Dallas
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:14 pm
West Texas. I'm standing right here, why are you talking like I'm not in the room? LOL Just kidding.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:13 pm
*sighs* I hate you so much, Moo. So very, very much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:13 pm
BTW? Where does Veg live.........We never cleared that up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
Bone already "did" Veggie?........how was he?
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:06 pm
Oh, yeah! My bad I forgot we talked this morning. I just don't want anyone to feel left out.
BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:39 pm
I thought I already did Veggie...I mean how many can you hold against me (BTW it's a 5 and lets hope they serve Heineken down there)
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 5:11 pm
yep, that'd be one of the 2 straight to the firey gates. your creativity is absolutely astounding. 5 save me a place if you get there firsts.
Bartimaeus - December 24, 2009, 11:54 am
lol, the numbers even work. Figures..."rule 63 jesus" did me in. 5/5
Faceplant31 - December 24, 2009, 11:33 am
Epic!! Good sh*t Pro!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 10:25 am
Space you old softie.....such a good boy, a clean boy.....what a mommas boy.
spacedog - December 24, 2009, 10:23 am
Well I'll try to be meaner in the new year. I needed a resolution anyway, so now I've got something to shoot for.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 10:17 am
Thanks Space. You're right... you had the cleanest cache of all of them.
spacedog - December 24, 2009, 10:09 am
Ha! Nice work, Pro. BTW, God says I'm forgiven till next time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 9:23 am
Phew!....I broke 3 commandments today just to ensure my place. I would be so bored in [email protected] Ed, I only serve drinks to one person, Can you guess who that is?
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 9:17 am
Dammit, GreyScorp! Okay, yeah Moo, we took a vote. Sorry dude.
Ed-Hyde - December 24, 2009, 9:09 am
#39266 om nom nom nom. And Moo+, you are supposed to be serving drinks in Heaven, I checked the schedule.
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 9:08 am
we took a vote ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 9:03 am
Why don't I get to go to hell with everyone else.....And WTF am I supposed to do in heaven?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 8:48 am
I'm not sure how to feel about this....maybe I don't get it.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:42 am

even if I wasn't on it i 5L worthy. You put my efforts to shame....and that isn 't a bad thing.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 8:22 am
Of course you did, Rerun. Your name's on it. ;)
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:20 am

This is fantastic, this one took a long time to do, lot of posters to review. I gave you 5L
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 8:13 am
By the way, I almost used #39266 for yours... but it was too heavenly to sacrifice.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 8:12 am
Ha! Nice catch, Rerun.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:08 am

and I cannot spell today.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:07 am

respell "Machine" so I can rejectb for content....that is one of todays "reject" lines....love it
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 8:02 am
Hell....Chompers....71776 There you go.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 7:58 am
I haven't "met" you yet, Chompers. Hang on...
Chompers - December 24, 2009, 7:52 am
Wait, why am I not on this?
rerun - December 24, 2009, 7:38 am

Hmmm, since I am on top....you my bitch...
sickartist - December 24, 2009, 5:24 am
Stuck for eternity between Rerun and FattMatt.
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:29 am
Quit reading my mind, Veggie. All the ones on that list are great as well.
Cubbybear - December 24, 2009, 1:18 am
At least I won't be lonely;)


CHERISH INSULTS -




PRIVACY -


TAGS: because he can t
Rating: 3.86/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 8:42 pm
I'm thinking of launching a 5wordsmaxMotisite, or even 1 word, there is almost always too much text anyway. Think haiku :)
GaryO - February 12, 2012, 8:39 pm
life lessons series? you mean the wordy pix? I agree...gave it a shot, space limted..condensed version just got worse
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 8:33 pm
not your best dog sh5t stuff ever, yet I still like it better than your BoringLifeLessons series :)


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: agdaniele tribute you were missed only because our aim was bad
Rating: 3.82/5

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R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 2:51 pm
I lived in the Seattle area for 7 years, lots of great bars downtown, you just have to know which ones you have to "watch your ass" in. Most of the people there are rude though, I'm from a small town, so getting used to the rudeness was difficult.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:41 pm
The people there make the town unbearable. Sort of like the Raider Nation.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:40 pm
Seattle sucks.
TheTrashHeap - February 14, 2010, 11:39 pm
Snicker!
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:36 pm
I don't own a firearm... and trying to buy the amount of hardware it'd take to make the dive bars in Seattle bearable, it's just easier to try and find Naru at a lesbian bar.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:30 pm
Washington was canned. Diverted to Reno only.
GreyScorpion - February 14, 2010, 11:17 pm
A pistil would mandate a pistol, did you frequent any of these places?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:09 pm
Turns out that there was only a single Rose... and only a pistil. Conquests? Save that for Reno.


INTERNET FAME - Facebook? Twitter? Yeah, right! If you really want to get noticed, post those pics on MotiFake.com!


TAGS: motifake because everyone knows that only whores post on facebook twitter and myspace
Rating: 3.74/5

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panic8 - October 17, 2010, 5:23 pm
How edyfying... now do me the parable of "The lost (in social networks) son", Luke 15:11-32
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:49 pm
You Truly Are Thirteen.
That13YearOldKid - October 17, 2010, 4:23 pm
eh..i agree.. but 4 sardines for me :P
Occupo Noctis - December 29, 2009, 6:53 am
5Lols!
cheesenedd - October 31, 2009, 10:14 am
agreed


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TAGS: do not comment on this poster because i dont care
Rating: 3.29/5

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WTFO - September 20, 2009, 11:02 pm
Saw that and quit. Talk about closed-minded. BTW, the Stimulus package was Taxation W/O Representation. I live in one state and my taxes went to 49 states I don't live in.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:27 pm
Checked it out, sponsered by Glen Beck eh? enough said.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:24 pm
But i will give you the benefit of the doubt. Ill report my findings another day.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:24 pm
exactly, the boston tea party was about Taxation Without Representation. Not a bunch of winers mad that their TAX GOD Bush is gone and now they have to be treated equally. And as for the 9-12 project, puh! i can listen to Rush Limbaugh just fine.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:59 pm
were around today, they would have been in D.C. with the "don't tread on me" flags as well. The govt has gone too far, just like the King did back then.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:58 pm
ILB, TEA stands for Taxed Enough Already. You aren't even educated on what this movement is about. Go to the 9-12 project and learn something. Nothing about these concerned citizens' actions that 'defile' the Boston tea party. I believe if those patriots
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
BTW, i attack the Tea Partiers because they defile a very brave moment in American history but distorting and cheapening its significance.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 7:39 pm
You completely missed the point that not even FOX believes their own rhetoric. None of them do. I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of another interminable Motifake comment section argument, though.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:20 pm
Like I said, Haar. They all need to turn a profit. But most have completely given up any journalistic integrity. There are a few reporters across all networks who maintain some. I see that all but Fox have given it up as an organizational goal.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 7:19 pm
I don't bite on ANY of it, since it seems to affect me about as much as the 1975 World Luge Championships.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:18 pm
Mr. M you forgot that they dropped the ball on Van Jones too. Fox drove that story and the others just reported when he quit. The media is supposed to question the administration. It was okay when it was Bush (even Fox questioned him) but not with Obama.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 7:17 pm
There's not a network player out there who doesn't call it "infotainment" (in private). The "talking heads" know that as well as anyone in the industry, yes, FOX included.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:16 pm
The other hate sites ridiculed and cherry picked extreme posters to highlight. That vast majority I saw via video did not contain racism or nazi symbols. Haar, all media is for profit and spin. All but Fox are in the tank for Obama. Wake up.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:14 pm
I agree with you Mr. M. I do watch all the channels, mostly Fox. That is because they get it right more often. As far as ILB attacking the tea parties, that shows he doesn't watch Fox since they were the only ones who treated those protestors with respect
motifake - September 20, 2009, 7:11 pm

CNN reported today that it took the other networks about a week to report the ACORN story. Theres bias everywhere, so I try to watch them all at times. Mostly CNN though.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:10 pm
oh, and btw, Acorn should be shut down along with ALL organizations like it, because ALL are corrupt no matter what side of the fence they ride.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:09 pm
And maybe you WTFO, should watch something other than fox. ALL the other channels covered the Acorn story, and the pathetic Tea Party idiots too. Its just that Fox was the only one to say they agree with that stupidity.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 7:06 pm
WTFO, I'm telling you it's a schtick. It's a gimmick. Do you really think Rupert Murdoch, out of the goodness of his heart, is going to sponsor that propaganda for free? Note: it's all propaganda and spin. You just lap it up more than most.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:59 pm
Please, Haar. Fox was the only one that covered the mass corruption in ACORN and how much tax dollars they have recieved. Maybe you should open your mind and watch instead of listening to the hateful left news channels and websites.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 12:47 pm
Niche marketing works.
Marty - September 20, 2009, 12:41 pm
Riiiiggghhhtt. Because NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, CBS all do a terrific job presenting a fair perspective. Why do you suppose Fox News' ratings routinely eclipse those of the rest of the networks -- because most viewers think it's made up? SMB.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 11:04 am
Wow, am I that tired, or does the poster not make a lot of sense. Thought everyone knew Fox was for entertainment value.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 7:28 pm
Now why do veterens have to be protected from pedophiles in the first place? Just how old in recruitment age in you country, anyway?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 7:08 pm
Thanks, moooooo... I did the same thing for the same reason.... laziness!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 7:02 pm
i sent you 1 too Aggy...FYI, I'm adding everyone who doesn't suck to my friends list to make pming easier and cuz it makes me feel like i have friends.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 7:00 pm
Sit-down protests are the best. No need to wear yourself out for any cause.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 7:00 pm
Lemme try - sit-in. So anyway, PM to ya.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 6:55 pm
Light, to say the least. I've been on a sit-down protest since you left.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
Hey there, Haar. How's the pillaging been?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
Si.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 6:46 pm
Love it! Welcome back, my man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
but yeah, kinda.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
You twisted little Mexican......
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:43 pm
That sounds really gay, mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:42 pm
Nice one Aggy....TTH Go to bed. You have to relieve me in 4 hours.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:36 pm
The concept hit me the other day, and launched me back into play.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 6:32 pm
Back with a vengeance I see aggy! Best comment in weeks!
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:31 pm
Tsk, tsk, mooooo... next thing you know, some woman is at your door with a newborn wifi mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:29 pm
woo hoo...just found some unprotected wifi at work. 5 lions Aggy.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 5:31 pm
Airman!!! I love that avatar!
MO - August 24, 2009, 5:29 pm
And my fact is not gonna make a damn bit of sense when airman changes his avatar back.....oh well! Par for the course.
MO - August 24, 2009, 5:27 pm
boing boing boing.....that's not either. Just a fact....boing boing....
Airman - August 24, 2009, 5:26 pm
this is not a comment


MOTIFAKING - Something to do between spank sessions.


TAGS: because you cant spank it all day long
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:45 pm
Just keep the 3 1/2 inch floppy hidden gramps.
forseti - June 21, 2010, 6:07 pm
that's a removable keyboard if one has to dry...
thatonechick - June 21, 2010, 5:57 pm
What does that old guy need two keyboards for? What could he possibly be doing? LoL
forseti - June 21, 2010, 5:42 pm
well cum to my life...


DESTINY -


TAGS: accountants have rich fantasy lives because they have to
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - September 24, 2009, 1:26 pm
I step away from the mike to breathe.
Derek - September 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You set me on fire, but I just got singed, now I'm going to kill you with this oringe.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:49 pm
Little known fact: No rapper has ever ended a sentence with the word "orange."


DREAM ON - Because you will never be this epic


TAGS: sam fisher gordon freeman splinter cell half life altair epic dream on because you will never be this
Rating: 2.41/5

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Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:53 pm
Gordon Freedom is Lord.
Redneck Slayer - November 6, 2008, 11:08 pm
Sam would rape Gordan! And I love both Half-Life and Splinter Cell!
nobunagaspectre - November 2, 2008, 6:36 pm
pff! as if Sam could ever touch Gordan
Toby - August 22, 2008, 11:01 am
Crossover Fanfic-NAO!!
He11Kn1ght - June 7, 2008, 1:13 am
It would be fucking epic.


POKEMON - Because yellow is the new black




PSYCHOLOGY - ALRITE Tinkerbell! We're off to the PUZZLE FACTORY!




March 21st calendar -


TAGS: just because i can thought process what were you thinking
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 22, 2016, 12:53 pm
Think we've all had a moment like this once. AKA brain fart. Thanks dizz
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:48 am
Choke, sputter, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Guilty as charged, Prissy! ^!!!!!
MissPriss - March 21, 2016, 7:43 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 7:17 pm
You nailed it, UP yours


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